December 28, 2012
It's (a final) Friday!
OK, so nothing happened last Friday – no Apocalyptic catastrophe… well, at least not from where I’m standing… which is still here. I can but hope that that holds true for you too – and if you’re reading this, it probably does. Congratulations.
So, life goes on as per usual. We work, we live, we love, we thank our lucky stars that we are happy and healthy…and that we’ve made it through another year.
2013 was just like a Pick-n-Pay steak: lekker and juicy, with really tough bits throughout!
And now it’s the holiday season. Most of you are blissfully unaware of us minions keeping the gears moving as you sun your buns, sip your sauce, and generally care less about anything else. Enjoy, you deserve it!
And then there’s the Scots – eish, you guys can never catch a break, can you? Here we are: sun, sand, sea, shorts, and slipslops (and this is at work) while you freeze your proverbials off… again!
Sorry about that. But enjoy, nevertheless.
It’s the end of 2012 and this is the final instalment of this specific publication for the year: I’ve enjoyed bringing you these weekly updates and hope to do so again next year (when you’re all back and start contributing again)!
It's a quieter time of year so I'm keeping it short and sweet (much like judogril) - a gem, generously supplied by babydoll. Thanks for that - you've been an insiration!
Thanks to all the contributors throughout the year, and to all the readers who’ve made this endeavour such a pleasurable one – “spit happens” has now been read far and wide, and in the East.
Have a grand 2013, from all the citizens of waynnesworld!!
Pick of the Week
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed then visibly shuddered for about ten seconds. She took out a tissue and gently wiped her nose.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later the woman sneezed again, shuddered violently once more, took a tissue and wiped her nose.
Assuming the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. This time the shudder continued for about 15 seconds before she took a tissue and gently wiped her nose as before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity the man turned to the woman and said, "My apologies for being nosy, but I am a behaviourist and couldn't help but notice the strange shudders every time you sneezed… are you OK?"
"I’m sorry,” she sniffled. “I hope I didn’t disturb you. I have a very rare medical condition: whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, couldn't help but stammer "I have never heard of that condition before, are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper."